Mom Heroics
October 29, 2009
See that witch pumpkin on the far right?
I carved that son-of-a-gun.
AFTER 3 glasses of wine.
In the dark.
I know my way around sharp objects, but in this case it is a miracle that I still have 10 fingers.
A mom’s got to do, what a mom’s got to do.
It is the small victories.
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you forgot:
uphill, both ways. in the snow. backwards, in heels.
you showed that pumpkin who’s witch!
I’m impressed! I leave the pumpkin carving to my husband. Also, the trick or treating. I just dress em up and send em out, then play the bad guy doling out candy (“I said one!”) for the next month.
I’d like to see you do that after three glasses of MOTHERFUCKING JAMESON!
C PP- I’d surely have no fingers left.
Anon-
You should get tenure just for that pumpkin!
Very nice, DrdrA!!!
i think it’s funny how as a related possible post pops up under your blog;
. especially not after drinking.
The Wicked Old Witches of the far right are finally dead !
You know your not suppose to play with sharp right
CTD- I didn’t even notice that- it IS funny! YES, I don’t usually drink OR play with sharps… I have nothing to say in my own defense!