Yesterday at school my daughter’s little friend told her that Jesus made us all. My daughter is her mother’s daughter… and her father’s daughter- and she doesn’t take bullshit silliness off of ANYONE. Doesn’t matter if you are just 6.
So- she politely informed her little friend that:
1. Jesus didn’t make us, in fact- Jesus isn’t real.
2. Just like Santa, the tooth fairy, and the Easter bunny aren’t real.
3. Magic isn’t real.
4. People came from animals because she saw this in the museum.
Game over. The rest of her first grade class was rendered speechless. Because we live in the bible belt- I’m almost certain that I’ll get some interesting email about this today.